6. BAR ROCKER | MAJOR LEAGUE
We have no idea what your name is, sir, but we salute you. You don’t often see sports fans rocking early 80s Poison hair with what appears to be a rubber devil horn sticking out from the back. Your hair confuses and frightens us, and for that we are impressed.
Also: She might be trying to seduce you, but you’re too dense to realize it
7. JEAN-BAPTISTE EMANUEL ZORG | THE FIFTH ELEMENT
Fortune favors the bold, and there’s nothing bolder than accentuating a Hitler haircut with clear plastic sneeze guards. Zorg is showing us the future, when Bieber cuts inevitably revolt against their masters and need to be chopped off and contained.
Also: Dude accidentally goes full Hitler while shaving
