Women Prefer Girth Over Length [Study]

A small ( heh heh) study conducted at UCLA’s Sexual Psychophysiology and Affective Neuroscience (SPAN) Laboratory involved 41 women looking at and fondling handling  a bunch of 3D-printed penises of various sizes and shapes. Along with a universal decision that all penises — circumcised or unsnipped — are as weird looking as ears and belly buttons*,  the women that admitted to being more interested in one-night stand admitted to having a more vested interest in girth or a large dick size; the ladies who were in the market for a long-term relationship opted for size over girth.

The findings, reported by LiveScience, also noted that women interested in all types of relationships were content with a boner peaking at 6.5 inches. Still, all you No. 2 pencils out there shouldn’t hang your, uh, heads. The women handling the 3D-printed shafts often overestimated the sizes. In other words, you’re clear to remove that pair of socks that’s currently nestled in the crotch of your pants.

This all got us thinking about what else women prefer. We dug up some studies to find out and the results are pretty incredible. Starting with :

*Not actually discussed in the study.