“Son, let this be a lesson to you: Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.” — Al Bundy, Married… with Children
Booze acts as a sedative on the central nervous system, impairs judgment, and falsely heightens emotion. Obviously.
“What’s small potatoes to some folks can be mighty important to others.” —Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show
And if those “others” are also very hungry, you’re really in trouble.
“These fuckin’ women, they’ll drive you nuts with their emotions and whatnot. And I know it feels like you’re never gonna love anybody again. But trust me, there’s millions of girls that are dyin’ to meet a guy like you. I see ’em every day.” —Tony Soprano, The Sopranos
There are plenty of fish in the sea. Along with dead snitches whose feet are embedded in concrete. And speaking of snitches …
