7 Vacuum Cleaners For Guys Who Live Indoors


Since singularity is bound to happen sooner than later — if you’ve seen Terminator 2, you know exactly what we’re talking about — why not get a robot to do the job for you now instead of waiting for the eventual takeover?

robot#2. Performance Brands Mark-8 Vacuum Cleaning Robot for Pets and Allergies ($275 @ Amazon.com)

Let’s all take a breathe together — ahhhhhh. **Cough, cough ** Now, if we owned a Mark-8 and allowed its HEPA filter to trap dust and allergens, we’d not only be prancing around in our underpants on cleaner floors, but we’d be huffing cleaner air, too.

The Mark-8 is built to pick up everything from dust mites and pet hair to bong ashes and spilled cereal, and adjusts automatically when it transitions from hardwood to carpet. It’s pretty much “set it and forget it,” just not as much so as …

vacuum cleaners for hardwood floors#3. iRobot Roomba 880 Vacuum Cleaning Robot For Pets and Allergies ($700 @ Amazon.com)

The XLife battery powers the Roomba 880 twice as long as the OG Roomba, and its AeroForce Performance Cleaning System and iAdapt Responsive Navigation Technology enables it to maneuver around your whole pad while sucking up debris, dirt, and pocket lint. Other benefits: you can schedule Roomba to start cleaning when you’re not around — you’re at work, on a date, planning a bank heist, etc. — and it’ll return to the docking station automatically for a recharge when it’s running low on juice.