The Matchup: Jake Roberts was a longhaired, boa constrictor lovin’ 1980s pro wrestling icon, and an obvious inspiration for Joe Dirt; Jake Plummer spent a decade playing QB in the NFL but retired at the age of 32 when he lost his starting gig in Denver and got shipped to the Bucs.
The Winner: JAKE ROBERTS
If Plummer is a snake, he’s a garter snake. After all, he quit football and took up handball. Roberts, on the other hand, never quit anything. For instance: wrestling … and drinking … and drugging … and eating fluffernutters …..
