The Celebrity Nickname Showdown

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The Matchup: In addition to being known as Lefty, Paulie answered to “The Judge” while he served as an adviser to the Mafia’s Five Families in New York City from the 1950s to the 1980s. Phil is the fourth-ranked golfer in the world who’s known for his — you guessed it — left-handed swing. Commentators also love talking about his weight, diet, and workout regimen, which we find a little creepy.

paul100The Winner: PAULIE DELLA UNIVERSITA

Who the hell did you think we’d pick — a golfer, or a guy who could have us buried under 30 tons of garbage in a New Jersey landfill with one phone call? Hell, just his unsettling picture would have been enough to convince us.