The Celebrity Nickname Showdown

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The Matchup: Jericho was the down-and-dirty Detroit cop itching to rip off his shirt and unload a flurry of cheesy one-liners on Motor City crooks in the movie Action Jackson. DeSean is a Pro Bowl wide receiver for the Eagles who, as a rookie in ’08, made headlines on Monday Night Football when he boneheadedly dropped the ball one yard short of the goal line after hauling in a 60-yard pass.

action100The Winner: SGT. JERICHO JACKSON

DeSean can execute a post pattern with the grace of an antelope, but he doesn’t do a damn thing to lower the crime rate. Know who makes a difference in this world? Cops — especially ones who can do a front flip over a moving vehicle.