Bauer Vapor X:60 Stick’um Composite Stick ($170)
Bauer’s top-of-the-line stick blends some of the world’s coolest hockey technology — yes, there is such a thing — into one puck annihilator. It’s made of carbon fiber to remain light yet strong and durable. The shaft is rounded and concaved to fit perfectly in your gloves for optimal control. And using science that would make Alex Ovechkin’s head spin, the X:60 sports “Intelli-Sense Shot Technology” that somehow adjusts its flex to fire up the speed and power of your wristers and slap shots. Basically, this stick does everything but date Elisha Cuthbert. That part’s up to you.