The Summer’s 10 Dumbest Controversies

Alex Rodriguez

In a 60 Minutes interview with Katie Couric in 2007, Alex Rodriguez said he never used performance-enhancing drugs. A year and a half later, Sports Illustrated published a report confirming that A-Rod tested positive for Primobolan and synthetic testosterone in 2003. He admitted it, but assured people he’d long since stopped using. Which we now know to also be untrue. Also, just look at his goddamned face. Why are we all shocked that this Shakespeareianly insecure liar lied again?