The Worst 3D Movies Ever

Worst 3D Movies

Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011) | Justin Beiber: Never Say Never 3D (2011) | Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009)
Presented as “concert films,” they’re basically just glorified music videos designed to cash in on by-the-numbers popularity of whomever’s making the most money by making worst music. Much of the 3D is spent trying to “enhance” the fans in the audience, making you feel like you’re at an actual concert, rather than sitting in a movie theater. In other words, you’re paying extra to be even more irritated by lifelike Beliebers and Gleeks.

PIRANHA 3DD (2012)
Piranha 3D was a sleeper hit because it didn’t take itself too seriously — but did take its job of entertaining the audience seriously. This sequel, on the other hand, forgot the second part. We’re all for 3D boobs, but simply throwing a pair of 3D boobs up on the screen every so often in the midst of an otherwise shitty movie isn’t enough. Think about that — this movie is so bad, it makes looking at 3D boobs a chore.

Okay, to be fair, we haven’t actually seen this movie. But if you went to high school, chances are you’ve read the book … or at least listened to the teacher berate you for not having read the book. And does Dr. T.J. Eckleburg really need to be in 3D? Probably not.