Quiz: Joe Biden’s Goofiest Moments
Is this quiz just an excuse to run lots of funny Joe Biden photos? Maybe. But you’ll also learn a few things about America’s goofiest Vice President.
By ModernMan Editors
6. In February 1988, Biden survived what near-death experience?
A) An aneurysm
B) An assassination attempt
C) A heroin overdose
D) A fall off of an icy roof
7. Which of the following is NOT a Joe Biden quote?
A) “You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian
accent. I’m not joking.”
B) “There’s only three things [Rudy Giuliani] mentions in a sentence — a noun, a
verb, and 9/11.”
C) “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright
and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”
D) “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.”
8. Joe Biden is the first Vice President to be what?
C) Roman Catholic
D) A member of the KISS army