Celebrity Body Parts That Need Insurance

Steve Buscemi with snaggletoothSteve Buscemi’s Snaggletooth

Amount: $2,000,000

Reason: Think about the characters Buscemi plays: The weaselly criminal in Reservoir Dogs. The weaselly criminal in Fargo. The loser loner in Ghost World. The demented serial killer in Con Air. You wouldn’t want to hang out with any of those guys … except, you kinda would. And we attribute that ability to make horrible people endearing to Buscemi’s busted-ass chomper.

Terms: He must spend at least 10 months a year in England, thereby all but ensuring the absence of adequate dental care.