PARIS HILTON
One of the OGs at being famous for being a worthless simpleton, Hinton Hotels heiress Paris Hilton nabbed herself two misdemeanor charges for cocaine possession in 2010. The coke got her probation, a $2,000 fine — or approximately .0001 percent of her allowance — and had to perform 228 hours of community service. In ’07 she was caught driving with a suspended license and served a whopping four days of her 45-day jail system. And who says our court system is broken?
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