Season 1: Saved by the Bell Episode 5: Screech’s Woman
Air date: Sept. 16, 1989
Zack dresses up like a girl named Bambi to get his loser pal Screech a much-needed date. Screech, not having any idea what a female’s boob looks or feels like, pops wood and starts to like Zack/Bambi. Rut roh. Always quick to hatch a scheme, Zack comes up with lots of bizarre rules to push Screech away, including that he must ditch his BFF Zack if he has any hopes of getting to first base.
