Season 1: Saved by the Bell Episode 7: The Substitute
Air date: Sept. 30, 1989
When Kelly, Jesse and countless female extras want Tony Crane, the most handsomest substitute teacher that ever graced the halls of any school ever, Zack and Slater get super jealous. Instead of doing the obvious thing — snuffing Crane out — they instead call Chris Hansen to bust him on a date with Lisa.
Okay, that doesn’t happen. They tell the women Crane is married.
*Retraction. We said Crane was handsome. We meant he was considered handsome. We are unable to attribute that adjective to someone who wears this shirt:
