The Amazing Zombie Diet!

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DR. STOPPANI SAYS:“Since Zombies aren’t living beings, they don’t need to rebuild tissue — that puts protein at the bottom of the priority list. For humans, protein is a necessity. Start by eating the bigger muscle groups like the legs and glutes (butt) that will provide larger, meatier portions before moving to the forearms, biceps, or calves.”


DR. STOPPANI SAYS: “There’s a few reasons as to why I wouldn’t want to eat this, but the main one would be that it’s porous tissue with little to no nutritional value. Your dick has a bunch of caverns in there so it can fill up with blood; think of it like a sponge — a sponge that won’t help you stay alive very long if human-you or zombie-you needed to eat it for food.”