MUSCLE (BUTT, BICEPS, LEGS, ETC.)
DR. STOPPANI SAYS:“Since Zombies aren’t living beings, they don’t need to rebuild tissue — that puts protein at the bottom of the priority list. For humans, protein is a necessity. Start by eating the bigger muscle groups like the legs and glutes (butt) that will provide larger, meatier portions before moving to the forearms, biceps, or calves.”
PENIS
DR. STOPPANI SAYS: “There’s a few reasons as to why I wouldn’t want to eat this, but the main one would be that it’s porous tissue with little to no nutritional value. Your dick has a bunch of caverns in there so it can fill up with blood; think of it like a sponge — a sponge that won’t help you stay alive very long if human-you or zombie-you needed to eat it for food.”
