DR. STOPPANI SAYS: “There’s an acidic vitreous solution inside of eyeballs that can make humans sick if it’s ingested. You’d probably puke if you ate one, and if you’re on the run from a pack of zombies that could slow you down and leave you vulnerable. Zombies won’t find eating them worthwhile, either. Who knows, though. Maybe eyeballs are like candy to them, like a Cadbury Creme Egg.”
FINGERS, TOES, EARS
DR. STOPPANI SAYS:“These are basically like table scraps. Your hands and toes are made mostly of bone, which your body won’t digest. The ears are predominantly cartilage. There’s no reason for either party to bother eating these parts.”
The brain is a dense, non-toxic energy source that would burn slowly for sustained energy, so it’s perfect.