Want to improve the odds that the woman in your life will orgasm? Put the penis pump down, sir. You won’t need it. All you need to do is slip her some shrooms. Seriously. Ganoderma lucidum, aka Lingzhi or Reishi mushrooms, is an old-timey, orange shroom that grows Hawaii. it grows on lava flows between 600-1000 years old, and it’s also rank and sells worse than foot and ball cheese. But it can reportedly increase the odds of a woman experiencing a bone-shattering orgasm.
The theory was reported in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms and female subjects that took a huge whiff reportedly had increased arousal levels.
What did guys think? They believed wholeheartedly that the fungi smelled like a rotting pile of stank slathered in piping hot dog turds. Did they pop wood? Nah.
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