NICOLE RICHIE
In 2006 how did the police know Nicole Richie was messed up on something? The biggest clue was that she was driving on the wrong side of the road. She copped to smoking weed and taking a Vicodin, and got booked for DUI of the chronic. During her 82-minute incarceration — the rest of her 96-hour lockup was spent, presumably, trying to explain to cops why she was famous.
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