Use These Dumb Sexual Pick Up Lines At Your Own Risk

sexual pickup lines, slapWe never suggest using a pickup line in earnest. If you’re using it in a joking manner, sure, you might be able to get away with it depending on your delivery (and her sense of humor). Otherwise, use a sexually-charged pickup line on a woman and you’re likely to get an eye roll, face slap, or drink tossed on you, depending on your delivery.

That said, knowing some never hurt anyone. At the very least, you’ll get a kick out of reading how moronic some guys are if they actually used them. Enjoy …

–If I flip a coin, what would my chances be of getting head?

–I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

–I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

–You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.


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–Were you a fan of Backstreet Boys? Because I’m the source material for “Larger than Life.”

–Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

–You’re like a pile of leaves: I just want to hold my breath and jump in, allergies be damned!

–What do you like for breakfast?


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–Do you make-out with strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.

–Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

–I just made my bed. Want to help me mess it up again?

–Screw me if I’m wrong, but is that a dinosaur by the bar?

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