Plucking Your Nose Hair
Women hate nose hair, so you need to get rid of it. Problem is, when you pluck them out you risk more than just the humiliation of crying salty tears. You risk death!
How It Could Kill You
Remember how bacteria in the “Triangle of Death” can totally kill you when you pop a zit? Well, that phenomenon also applies when you’re yanking unkempt nose streamers. But in this case, instead of inviting just the filth on your face into your brain hole, you’re now extending the invitation to anything living inside your nose. And, since your nose doesn’t pick itself, that’ll include any stray germs your fingers have picked up while touching doorknobs, keyboards, or hobos.
But Will It Actually Kill You?
Again, it’s possible, though not probable. If you’re that worried, try an electronic nose hair trimmer instead. Not recommended? Nose-hair waxing.