The Year’s 13 Most Americanest Moments

Green Bay Packers SuperbowlAmerica’s Real Team Wins Super Bowl XLV | February 6, 2011
The hooligans and chokers on the Dallas Cowboys may lay claim to the title of  “America’s Team,” but the fellas who best embody the ideals this country was founded on reside in Titletown, USA: the Green Bay Packers. So unless you’re a FIB, it’s hard not to feel a swell of patriotism when the green and gold win. This year’s victory was especially sweet — they not only exorcised Brett Favre and his penis, they proved that the team with the fewest number of rapists on the roster always wins.