We Finally Wrap Up That Whole Bin Laden Thing | May 2, 2011
At first we were annoyed when our usual very American Sunday night of consuming Hot Pockets till nausea ensues while watching TV was interrupted. But then the President told us that Osama bin Laden was dead courtesy of a Navy SEAL bullet to the dome, and that his body was resting comfortably in Davy Jones’ Locker. Revenge may not have been swift, but at least it was served cold.