12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

little drummer boy

Song #9: Little Drummer Boy

Twisted Lyric:
Little Baby…
Pa rum pum pum pum!
I am a poor boy too…
Pa rum pum pum pum!
I have no gift to bring…
Pa rum pum pum pum!
That’s fit to give our King.

Apparently this song is about a homeless kid who gets invited to Jesus’s birthday party, but Jesus doesn’t even text him to let him know a gift isn’t necessary since the homeless kid is, you know, homeless. Dick move.

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