12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs For Christmas

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Song #11: Deck The Halls

Twisted Lyric:
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

The lyrics to Deck The Halls were first published in 1881, which proves Christmas sweaters adorned with snowflakes, wool socks decorated with candy canes, and pleated khakis existed in the 19th century. Plus, we don’t know who this Don guy is, but we’re betting he’s a total choad.

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