12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

santa baby

Song #10: Santa Baby

Twisted Lyric:
Think of all the fun I’ve missed.
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.
Next year I could be oh so good,
If you’d check off my Christmas list…
Boo doo bee doo!

Oh nice, blackmailing a guy for presents. That’s the Christmas spirit. “Buy me lots of stuff or else I’ll go do it with every elf in Santa’s shop!”

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