12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs For Christmas

frosty the snowman

Song #3: Frosty the Snowman

Twisted Lyric:
So he said, ‘Let’s run,
And we’ll have some fun,
Now before I melt away

You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Ark opens and the main Nazi dude in the leather coat has his face melted off? Well, this song is basically that except instead of Indy watching (fine, technically he had his eyes closed) a lousy Nazi get pwned by divine wrath, this is about children watching their wonderful new best friend melt to death.

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