12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

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Song #7: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Twisted Lyric:
Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus,
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

The young girl not only witnesses mom slip Santa the tongue, she then laughs at her cuckolded father’s expense! Probably because the little grifter knows the impending divorce will equal double the loot during next year’s gift haul.

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