12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

White Christmas

Song #8: White Christmas

Twisted Lyric:
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.”

Irving Berlin composed this song after a majestic snowfall in 1940. But the most popular rendition, sung by Bing Crosby, debuted in 1954 — the same year that segregation in public schools was ruled unconstitutional. For shame, Bing.

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