12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

winter wonderland song

Song #12: Winter Wonderland

Twisted Lyric:
“Later on, we’ll conspire,
As we dream by the fire,
To face unafraid,
The plans that we’ve made,
Walking in a winter wonderland.”

Sounds to us like this song’s about freedom-hating evildoers who “conspire” around a “fire” to carryout their “plans.” What say we round up anyone so much as humming this traitorous ditty and send ’em back to Mexico!

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