12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

christmas song cold outside

Song #6: Baby It’s Cold Outside
Twisted Lyric:
The neighbors might think…
Baby, it’s bad out there…
Say, what’s in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there.

When this song about a guy trying to convince a lady friend to spend the night was written and performed by husband-and-wife duo Frank Loesser and Lynn Garland back in 1944, roofies apparently weren’t as taboo as they are today.

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