12 Totally Demented Christmas Songs

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Song #1: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Twisted Lyric:
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you’ll go down in history!

Hey, kids! If you’re different in any way you’ll be shunned unless you prove your worth — and the way to do that is with your physical appearance. If Rudolph had gotten lost in the fog, don’t think for a second he wouldn’t have been right back in the doghouse (reindeerhouse?) playing snow solitaire.

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