Why Every Big Summer Movie
Is Going To Suck


Zombies! Only this time, they … um …. well, in a twist, they …. oh, to hell with it. It’s just zombies again, okay? That sound you hear isn’t the moans of the undead, it’s the yawns of the audience. Plus, once Brad Pitt and his team finished the movie, they essentially had to go back and reshoot close to 40 minutes and the ending. In a nutshell, the entire production has been a notorious disaster. How good does the film sound now?