THE LONE RANGER (JULY 3)
Back when he was a teen heartthrob, Johnny Depp’s penchant for dressing up in silly costumes was quirky and cool. Now that it’s all he does, it’s expected and irritating. So Captain Jack Tonto teams with Bland Guy From the Facebook Movie for a “wild” adventure in an Old West that never existed? Whee. Ask James Bond and Indiana Jones how that worked out for them in Cowboys & Aliens.